February 2012
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Girl With The Lower Back Tattoo. A haiku.
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Miss, your thong is out. It’s just out there, in the wind. Flattering, it’s not.
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enticeandindulge asked: K so remember that one time you stayed up all night thinking you could sleep all day and then 10 minutes later you signed back in to tell me that you had work and then got grounded. Or that one time you thought you had an hour of sleep but then Jojo got hurt and you had to give her milk so you didn't sleep and you got grounded?
So, my Canadian followers...
lilmisssunshinee:
If Rick Santorum becomes our next president, can I come move in with one of you?
#Because I’m not ready to live in a world where that man is in control of ANYTHING
A couple hundred years ago Benjamin Franklin shared with the world the secret of...
– Meredith Grey (via iloaftheboywithbread)
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
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teacher: today we're watching a movie
class bursts into applause. one boy screams out his appreciation for the teacher. a few stand up and hug each other. there is a little tear at the corner of your eye.
teacher: here's your movie worksheet
the tear drips down your face
princemilk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
sh4ne:
1612th:
i see a bright future ahead of you
and the british complain about americans
thanks 4 playing britain u have lost
lol omg. wtf did i just srsly watch tho.. xD
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